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  • See, everyone comes at Jason all wrong Jason Voorhees It’s Horror Christmas shirt. They’ve tried drowning, electricity, gunfire, hitting him in the head with an ax, and chopping him to bits with a machete. That’s just not going to get it done. He has the same vulnerability as Freddy Krueger. Here’s how you kill Jason… You let Michael Bay’s production company, Platinum Dunes, make a Friday the 13th movie. It was that bad. Just a completely soulless attempt at a reboot. That was in 2009, and we haven’t heard a ki-ki-ki or an ah-ah-ah since. The last news on the franchise? Paramount canceled the latest Friday the 13th project earlier this year and gave its release date to Mother!

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    The rights will probably revert to New Line next year. And they may rush something out, but I wouldn’t hold my breath. So, Michael Bay’s complete lack of talent and ability is what finally killed Jason. And, yes, I know that he didn’t write or direct it, but I’m blaming him anyway. The same thing goes for A Nightmare on Elm St. Platinum Dunes made a joyless remake/reboot, and everyone hates it. And, here we are, seven years later, with nary a “one, two, Freddy’s comin’ for you…” to be heard. New Line has some tentative plans in the works. But they’re focusing on The Conjuring.

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    I’ve seen a synopsis of the proposed project Jason Voorhees It’s Horror Christmas shirt. It’s another reboot, and it looks like a total shitshow. So, the surest way to kill beloved slasher icons from my teen years is to let Michael Bay get his grubby, talentless fingers on them. Apparently, that stink won’t wash off. Its extremely difficult to kill Jason but he can be stopped or killed. In the Final Chapter, we saw Tommy Jarvis finally kill Jason with multiple machete blows. Of course, following his resurrection ala Frankenstein’s monster in Jason Lives, he became much more difficult to keep down hence why Tommy chained him to the bottom of Crystal Lake.

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    In Part 9 he is blown up and through magic sent to Hell where he’s presumed to be until Freddy vs Jason. He has been killed seven days to Sunday. But just like the Michael Myers, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking. So he isn’t real. He is evil. But you know people do not survive falls from great heights. Nor do they survive gunshots, being run over etc. If he was real, I think the US military could do something about this. They have Tanks, explosives. IUDs.etc. I think they could definitely certify a cause of death.  Although it isn’t entirely consistent throughout the franchise.

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    The gist of it is that Jason watched his mother die at the hands of Alice at the end of the first film Jason Voorhees It’s Horror Christmas shirt. I say it’s inconsistent because he leaps out of the water at the end of the original for one final scare, or maybe that was just Alice hallucinating. Who knows. Sequel time. They don’t actually go about explaining this for a while. It was established later in the series, and not exactly in the same continuity. But then again, this series is almost as inconsistent as the X-Men franchise’s continuity, so who knows. But they later decided that Jason believed to have drowned long ago.

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